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I'm obsessed with Coke and I'm not even sorry about it. I drink Coke ALL THE TIME—like, I'm pretty sure my blood is 50% Coke at this point. I wake up thinking about Coke. I go to sleep dreaming about Coke. I open the fridge just to stare at my Coke collection like it's treasure. My friends don't even ask what I want to drink anymore because they KNOW it's Coke. Always Coke. I can tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi with my eyes closed in like half a second—don't even try to fool me with that fake stuff. I've mastered opening a can super quietly during class (I'm basically a Coke ninja), and I've definitely burped the entire alphabet at least fifty times thanks to all that fizz. My parents probably think I'm part-owner of Coca-Cola with how much I drink, and my dentist just sighs and shakes his head every time I visit. But I don't care! That first sip when it's ice-cold? Chef's kiss. That satisfying CRACK when you open a fresh can? Pure happiness. I'm pretty sure Coke is the reason I can stay awake, survive school, and actually function as a human being. If loving Coke is wrong, I don't want to be right! 🥤💯